Let's rip off our bathing costumes and make passionate love to the most beautiful shark we can find.
Here's a brief round-up of some of the more interesting flotsam that's floated past my window lately.
Allow me to recommend a few Surrealist periodicals that have plopped through my letterbox in the past few weeks. I'll be toting them all down to the beach with me whenever (if ever) the sun shines.
Unless you've been living under a rock somewhere, you already know about the spectacular Dorothea Tanning exhibition at Tate Modern. But here are a couple of other Surrealist shows in the UK this summer that might have slipped under your radar.